Robin Rigby (FS 72-79) has shared some anecdotes of his  time at school in the 1970s.        
        “On two  occasions A.D. Johnston (SH 74-79) and I were granted an appointment with the  Headmaster (G. W. Lees). These meetings were to discuss proposals which we  believed would be of benefit to the school and its pupils.
        The  first meeting was to suggest that the school sanction a coach trip to Carlisle  to see John Cooper Clarke. Our argument was that the works of John Cooper  Clarke were on a par with Shakespeare, Keats, Shelly, Owen et al., and that  Cooper Clarke would be remembered as one of the UK’s greatest poets. As a  result, it would be beneficial for the school to arrange a trip to see him  perform. The fact that Cooper Clarke was supporting Elvis Costello in Carlisle  that night had little influence on our request. 
        Intrigued  the Headmaster asked to see some of the poems the ‘Bard of Salford’ had  published and said he would consider the request. Somewhat reluctantly we  forwarded reviews of the ‘Punk Poet’s’ work along with some of his early  writings. The response from the Headmaster came a few days later. It was a  ‘No’!
        It  should be noted that in July 2013, John Cooper Clarke was awarded an honorary  doctorate of arts, in ‘acknowledgement of a career which has spanned five  decades, bringing poetry to non-traditional audiences and influencing musicians  and comedians’, by the University of Salford. Clarke's works are now taught in  schools and have been included on the syllabus for a number of examination  boards.
          Our second meeting with the Headmaster concerned establishing a St Bees School  Morris Dancing Side. 
        It all  began when we found an album of Morris Dancing tunes which included the basic  instructions of how to dance. Our initial attempts were pretty dire as we  called out ‘one, two, three, hop’ in one of the Foundation South dormitories.  However, fortune smiled on us and we were introduced to one of the West  Cumbrian Morris Men stalwarts. He took pity on us and not only began to teach  us properly but also provide the music on his concertina. We bought the entire  stock of cat bells from every pet shop in Whitehaven, made our costume and  began practising regularly by the Priory. The Team mainly consisted of Joe  Brierly (FS), Jamie Jamerson (FN), Bill Henderson (FS), Chris Evans (FS),  Adrian Johnston (SH) and myself (FS). 
        Having  become fairly proficient and with a repertoire of half a dozen dances, we began  to perform in the school’s name. Our appearances at Speech Day and OSB Day were  thoroughly enjoyed and, financially, embarrassingly rewarding. However, the  ‘coup de grace’ was our trip to the Egremont Fair. With transport provided by  the school and accompanied by the Music Master (Brian Howard), we not only  danced in the streets of Egremont but also took to the pubs. The sight of  several drunken West Cumbrian Morris Men taking one pub’s piano out into the  street whilst Adrian Johnston banged out some ragtime tunes still makes me  smile.
        If anyone has any pictures of the St Bees School Morris  Dancing Team, I would be extremely grateful to see them.”